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"Smart" crap gallery

, last update .

Just a personal gallery of all "smart" electronics failing all around.

Some cases not caught here:

Coffee machine

I don't drink coffee, so I only go to the coffee machine when I need something else. Even so, it has been constant source of amusement how many errors there are:

E22 BREW TIMEDOUT
E13 MIXER GROUP ERROR
E25 FLOW METER ERROR
Loading forever
SYSTEM SYNCHRONIZING

E6 TEMPERATURE HOT WATER BOILER TOO HIGH
E5 BREWER ERROR

Wending machines

Smart wending machine fridge

Oh, I want to pay and the app stopped working. Okay. So close the program, what other options do I have here..

The program will restart, right?

Oh, windows desktop with an icon? Wtf, they want me to restart the program? How about no.

They are lucky that I couldn't remember what is a name of the program for the on screen keyboard (osk.exe, ehm ehm).

Paybox in the Alza.cz shop

SSBT kiosk

Bus info table

Ticket machine

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